I believe in the reforms of Roger Douglas, and am oblivious to the misery that they have caused many in New Zealand. 

I support the right of private enterprise to run absolutely everything in this country, from police and emergency services, to education, healthcare, and roads. 

I believe that there are no in-between areas on the political spectrum. All those who are not one hundred percent dedicated to the Free Market and total privatisation of all state owned assets are nothing more than overall wearing, rabble-rousing Bolsheviks who want to take our businesses from us and send us to the Gulag. 

I have no time for the unemployed and those who, for whatever reason, receive a welfare benefit. If a person can breathe they can work, and anyone who doesn't is clearly lazy.

I am committed to actively preventing the poor from trying to improve their lot in life. I will place all available obstacles in their way if they try to gain a better education or a better job.

I can afford all the things I need, and therefore I see no reason why the government should provide anything free or at a subsidised rate. I pay good money for my private health cover and my children's private education, so I think it is wrong that my taxes be spent so that the poor and lazy can go to hospital and learn to read.

I will actively foster an 'old-boys' network in my field of employment. I will not employ those who do not share my social or political attitudes. 

I promise that, at all times, I will belittle the aspirations and opinions of those who have less than I do. I will ridicule the institutions they hold sacred, and will stop them from having their voices heard.